June 23rd, 2006
Phoenix man beheaded in Mexico
Hey are you feeling confined, trapped, or just bored out of your scull? Then why not take a luxurious vacation in Tijuana Mexico where the drinks are cold and the beaches are hot and the machetes are as sharp as ginsu knives, at least when it comes to losing your head!
And how would you like your head sir? Over easy? Sunny side up? Or just plane scrambled? And about that hair style it’s sooo… out of fashion. And wipe that smi…. whoops sorry about that, I thought you where grinning at me.
And just think with our porous open border program we are currently implementing I wonder just how many of these “specialists” we already have in our country.
Think about it!
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June 21st, 2006
Yesterday on LGF I found a posting about this CBS News screwup and figured that by the next morning CBS would have corrected the problem …. I should have known better lol!
So for a good laugh, once again at CBS’s expense, go read their news article and remember to pay special attention to the picture of the moon! the people in Japan must be laughing their asses off over this one.
China Plans To Land On Moon By 2024, Top Scientist Says Mission Will Include Walk On Lunar Surface - CBS News
UPDATE: Well it took them all night to realize their mistake but they finally got the correct flag, but as readers on LGF have pointed out it’s also the wrong moon lol! It’s one of the moons of Saturn and not ours … 
And furthermore the shadow is facing the wrong way lol!
Hey maybe they need Dany boy back so they have someone official to blame this one on.
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June 3rd, 2005
NOTICE: DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!
You know I wouldn’t go searching for something like this to blog about, but seeing since I stumbled onto it, and about fell out of my chair reading it, I just couldn’t pass it up.
Now I think most sane people with more than two brain cells in their head would not go light up a cigarette inside of a closed port-a-john ….. But on the other hand maybe not!
MORGANTOWN, W.Va. - A man who says he was severely burned when a portable toilet exploded after he sat down and lit a cigarette is suing a general contractor and a coal company, accusing them of negligence.
Note: This must have been the fastest most effective hair removal process ever tried by man!
Now the really insane part to this is he’s trying to sue for $10 Million dollars!
Only in America folks … Go Figure!
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